Frank's Premium Internet Service

The highest quality ISP in the universe!

Worldwide Connectivity*

Our global network of cell towers, satellites, undersea fiber optic cables, and 5G brain microchips means you can be virtually anywhere and still have easy access to your work and all your favorite websites.

* There is currently no service in Nepal. The Yetis have made installing antennas very difficult.

Works On All Devices

Instantly connect your phone, tablet, laptop, desktop, car, refrigerator, toaster, bookshelf, and even your neighbor's dog to our worldwide network so you can browse the web from anywhere!

Choose A Plan Below To Get Started

Normie

$42/mo

  • Less than 4.2 Mbps Download

  • No more than 0.69 Mbps Upload

  • not that nice

Perfect for boring things like finding recipes, MapQuest, Facebook, Instagram, Netflix, YouTube, & not much more!

Gamer

$69/mo

  • 420+ Mbps Download

  • Exactly 69 Mbps Upload

  • nice

Great for literally anything!! Twitch streaming, pirating movies, ordering more Monster Energy® from Amazon, and a whole lot more!

Meet The Team

Frank

Founder & CEO

Bella

Co-Founder & COO

Oreo

Chief Marketing Officer

Pete

Chief Information Officer

Pongo

Chief Financial Officer

Perdita

Chief Compliance Officer

Chuck

Chief Reputation Officer

Patch

Chief Talent Officer

Onyx

Chief Strategy Officer

Squirrel

Intern

Chicken

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You?

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