Frank's Premium Internet Service
The highest quality ISP in the universe!
Worldwide Connectivity*
Our global network of cell towers, satellites, undersea fiber optic cables, and 5G brain microchips means you can be virtually anywhere and still have easy access to your work and all your favorite websites.
* There is currently no service in Nepal. The Yetis have made installing antennas very difficult.
Works On All Devices
Instantly connect your phone, tablet, laptop, desktop, car, refrigerator, toaster, bookshelf, and even your neighbor's dog to our worldwide network so you can browse the web from anywhere!
Choose A Plan Below To Get Started
Normie
$42/mo
Less than 4.2 Mbps Download
No more than 0.69 Mbps Upload
not that nice
Perfect for boring things like finding recipes, MapQuest, Facebook, Instagram, Netflix, YouTube, & not much more!
Gamer
$69/mo
420+ Mbps Download
Exactly 69 Mbps Upload
nice
Great for literally anything!! Twitch streaming, pirating movies, ordering more Monster Energy® from Amazon, and a whole lot more!
Meet The Team
Frank
Founder & CEO
Bella
Co-Founder & COO
Oreo
Chief Marketing Officer
Pete
Chief Information Officer
Pongo
Chief Financial Officer
Perdita
Chief Compliance Officer
Chuck
Chief Reputation Officer
Patch
Chief Talent Officer
Onyx
Chief Strategy Officer
Squirrel
Intern
Chicken
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